Monday, November 12, 2007

Tug or Tog... (Don't Ask Me How)

Okay, since I'm a sport and I love my friends, I will let this one pass. I have been tagged... or is it togged... or tugged? Whatda...! Whatever...

Here's 30 things you probably didn't know about me.

1. I'm allergic to dust and my nose itches like crazy when I get attacks.

2. I exercise so I could eat! I love food. Hahahaha.

3. I'm a sex addict. (Wait, you probably knew that already. Hahaha!)

4. I once got my head stuck between railings. It took about 4 to 5 kids to pull me out.


5. I (used to) sleep with my dog.

6. I'm a math wizard. Got 7th place in the Individual category and 4th place in the Group category in the 1991 Philippine Math Olympiad (PMO) - National Level.

7. I'm a lucid dreamer.

8. I'm acidic. My skin reacts negatively to metal.

9. I love porn.

10. I secretly dream of having kids of my own. I guess that makes me a closet heterosexual.

11. I'm a pack rat. (You should see my room.)

12. I once passed out from ingesting too much gin too soon. Hit my head on a table as I fell to the floor. (Of course, I don't remember any of it.)

13. When I'm out drinking, I cannot keep myself from wiping the table dry.


14. I've been blonde, brunette, red-haired, bald, permed. I've had short hair and long hair. I've sported a mohawk, and many other hairstyles in my youth.

15. I love laing, dried squid, and binagoongang baboy. (Mmm... just thinking about it makes me hungry.)

16. I'm a great cook. I experiment in the kitchen. My latest creation: corned beef in pesto sauce.

17. I have never been out of the country (though not for long).

18. I was once a beauty titlist: Ms. Talent and First Runner Up in the Ms. Gay Asian Land 2004.

19. Whether or not I care to admit it, I am a size queen. (Blush blush.)

20. I hate it when lovers turn jealous over nothing.

21. I can make the most unpopular decision and not have a care in the world what people think.

22. I once dated Paige. Hihihi.

23. I'm usually an aggressive pursuer. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I give. And I take.

24. I shoplifted as a 'tweener.

25. I'm arachnophobic and mildly claustrophobic.

26. I shave my pubes on occasion.

27. I never thought of myself as a writer, until poetry came into my life some time in the late 90s. I have not stopped writing since.

28. I showed my butt to an audience of about 1,000 in a play - many times throughout its run.

29. I do not eat okra.

30. I secretly loathe myself for being fat, though you will never hear me say it out loud. (I think I just did. Hahaha!)

Prue, your turn!

6 comments:

  1. you sleep with your dog ---- you're such a beeeech...or is it beeeyiiieeeych.

    you're a sex addict and you love porn ----- eeeeeeiiiiiii or is it eeeeiiiiiiieeeeeyyyych

    you're a math wizard ---- tinamaan ako dun

    you shave your pubs???? ---- eeewwww. too much info!

    you sported different hairstyles ---- ya! my favorite was the PERMED! as in! wahahahaha

    you dated PAIGE??? --- no comment

    o cia cia cia....

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  2. as in kailangan may picture pa tau ha??
    anyways, very revealing huh! i knew u were academically smart mr. math wizard! galing naman!
    i think may items na pareho kayo ni otep,,,hahaha! hulaan nyo!

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  3. Here's 30 things you probably didn't know about me.

    1. I'm allergic to dust and my nose itches like crazy when I get attacks. NOT TOO MUCH OF A SECRET. THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOUR NOSE LOOKS LIKE THAT. AHIHIHI!

    2. I exercise so I could eat! I love food. Hahahaha. I KNOW ABOUT THIS. A TOAST TO (UHM...)PLANET INFINITY & VOLLEYBALL & BADMINTON. BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EXERCISING LATELY! SO CUT DOWN ON THE CARBS AND FAT!

    3. I'm a sex addict. (Wait, you probably knew that already. Hahaha!)SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS. NOT A SECRET ANYMORE.

    4. I once got my head stuck between railings. It took about 4 to 5 kids to pull me out. WELL THIS ONE'S A BREAKING NEWS!

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    5. I (used to) sleep with my dog. AND HE LICKS YOUR...(BLEEP) TOO!

    6. I'm a math wizard. Got 7th place in the Individual category and 4th place in the Group category in the 1991 Philippine Math Olympiad (PMO) - National Level. YEAH. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WAY OF COMPUTING. THANKS TO THE ASSOCIATIVE PROPERTY OF ADDITION, WE STILL COME UP WITH THE SAME SUM.

    7. I'm a lucid dreamer. HOKEY!

    8. I'm acidic. My skin reacts negatively to metal. THAT'S WHY FOR THE LONGEST TIME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WEARING A METALLIC WATCH UNTIL TOMMY CAME ALONG.

    9. I love porn. DUH! EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS!!!

    10. I secretly dream of having kids of my own. I guess that makes me a closet heterosexual. NOT NEW.

    11. I'm a pack rat. (You should see my room.) OH YEAH!

    12. I once passed out from ingesting too much gin too soon. Hit my head on a table as I fell to the floor. (Of course, I don't remember any of it.) A CO-AA TOLD YOU THIS? AND YOU BELIEVED THE PERSON?

    13. When I'm out drinking, I cannot keep myself from wiping the table dry. OH AND DON'T FORGET - GLASS WITH ICE PLEASE! AND COASTER/NAPKIN FOR THE GLASS & THE BOTTLE.

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    14. I've been blonde, brunette, red-haired, bald, permed. I've had short hair and long hair. I've sported a mohawk, and many other hairstyles in my youth. SAW THE BLONDE, BRUNETTE, ALMOST-BALD, PERMED, MOHAWK IN 2006 & 2007. DO YOU CONSIDER THAT 'IN YOUR YOUTH?'

    15. I love laing, dried squid, and binagoongang baboy. (Mmm... just thinking about it makes me hungry.)
    LAING AND LOTSA LOTSA RICE!

    16. I'm a great cook. I experiment in the kitchen. My latest creation: corned beef in pesto sauce. CHEF PACHAM (PACHAMBA-CHAMBA), I MISS THE CHICKEN LIVER DELICACY!

    17. I have never been out of the country (though not for long). BUT HAS BEEN TO MANY PLACES IN THE COUNTRY.

    18. I was once a beauty titlist: Ms. Talent and First Runner Up in the Ms. Gay Asian Land 2004. I KNOW ABOUT THIS AND THE QUESTION THAT YOU FAILED TO ANSWER.

    19. Whether or not I care to admit it, I am a size queen. (Blush blush.) NO COMMENT.

    20. I hate it when lovers turn jealous over nothing. YOU HATE IT WHEN LOVERS TURN JEALOUS. PERIOD.

    21. I can make the most unpopular decision and not have a care in the world what people think. WLA KANG PAKER. PERIOD.

    [Photo]22. I once dated Paige. Hihihi.

    23. I'm usually an aggressive pursuer. SO I'VE WITNESSED. HIHIHI!I say what I mean and mean what I say. I give. And I take. AW!

    24. I shoplifted as a 'tweener. BAD BOY!

    25. I'm arachnophobic and mildly claustrophobic. WHAAAAAT???? REALLY?????????

    26. I shave my pubes on occasion. NEXT PROJECT: MANSCAPING! OOPS! SORRY. I SQUEALED!

    27. I never thought of myself as a writer, until poetry came into my life some time in the late 90s. I have not stopped writing since.

    28. I showed my butt to an audience of about 1,000 in a play - many times throughout its run. IKAW PALA YUN!!!! SABI KO NA NGA BA EH.

    29. I do not eat okra. SO WHAT WILL I DO WITH THE SPECIAL OKRA PATTE I PREPARED FOR YOU?

    30. I secretly loathe myself for being fat, though you will never hear me say it out loud. (I think I just did. Hahaha!) REALLY NOW!!! EI! WHERE'S YOUR NECK? SHOW ME YOUR NECK, C'MON!

    HEHEHE. THAT WAS FUN! I CAN ADD MORE, WITH YOUR PERMISSION. :)HEHEHE.

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  4. i have other pictures as proof but they're either unavailable yet, or are too darn incriminating. hahaha!

    i meant this to be REALLY revealing.

    single fish, isa-isahin talaga? hahaha!

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  5. and i remembered, i wasn't able to post my comments... hmmmm...

    okay, you're a size queen...

    and that you shave your pubes...

    and that you showed your butt to the viewing public...

    hmmmmm... hahaha! and it's truly the leo we know... hahaha!

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  6. and by the way... sex addict? yeah... yeah... 90% of that bar's population must know it by now.... hehehe!

    what bar nga ulit yun? hehehe!

    is this the psychological effect of that story we made way back balitang k when you had to actually present yourself as the bait for that sexual harasser? hmmmm... hehehe! mwah mwah!

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Where there's water and sun, where there are friends to see or new people to meet, where there's something new to learn, experience, or do, where there's life, there I will be.

LA POESÍA

Y fue a esa edad... Llegó la poesía
a buscarme. No sé, no sé de dónde
salió, de invierno o río.
No sé cómo ni cuándo,
no, no eran voces, no eran
palabras, ni silencio,
pero desde una calle me llamaba,
desde las ramas de la noche,
de pronto entre los otros,
entre fuegos violentos
o regresando solo,
allí estaba sin rostro
y me tocaba.

And it was at that age... Poetry arrived
in search of me. I do not know, I do not know where
it came from, from winter or a river.
I do not know how or when,
no, they were not voices, they were not
words, nor silence,
but from a street I was summoned,
from the branches of night,
abruptly from the others,
among violent fires
or returning alone,
there I was without a face
and it touched me.

- An excerpt from LA POESÍA (Poetry) by Pablo Neruda